If you've been a regular viewer of The Simpsons over the past two decades, you may recall the mysterious Homer Simpson Syndrome (HSS). Due to this genetic condition, Homer Simpson's brain is encased by a thick layer of fluid that sometimes protects him from harm -- and most likely limits his mental abilities.

HSS is fictional, but Homer has had the misfortune of suffering many real health issues over the years. If Homer (or more likely, his daughter) used Healia, he'd have access to high-quality information about his many unfortunate maladies:

• Four simultaneous heart attacks
• Obesity
• Electrocution (tasers and power lines)
• Mulitiple broken bones
• Alcohol poisoning
• Job-related radiation exposure
• ...and many falls from his roof.

Here's hoping Homer stays relatively healthy in his big film, which opens today.

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